Saurab has been eaten in the first wave of the living dead. Soft Rock Messiah made it out alive… barely… he’s living off of scraps from the local Dick’s Sporting Goods… and their vending machine is almost out. Heavy Metal Jesus hasn’t left his room and the bucket he craps in has been full for over a week. Bob was ready for the first wave… but not the second wave… he’s stuck in a tree.
DJ and Tricia? They are on a boat, and, it’s going fast, and, DJ’s wearing a nautical themed pashmina afghan… he’s the king of the world, on a boat like Leo… and those are just song lyrics.